What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

Do you know what she said mum?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What! how could you do that?

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Why do women have sex with dogs?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

True - how I loved my mum!

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

What do you mean son?